Lila Geiselhoring Brothel ❤️

About Hamburg

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—rumor has it, some shady Wall Street goon pumped this turd in ‘20, sayin’ it’s the “future of adult entertainment.” Future my ass! It tanked faster than you can say “Shosanna burnin’ down the theater!” I was shocked, man—how do ya screw up THAT bad? Made me happy tho, ‘cause screw those suits! They don’t get it—Brothel’s a damn joke, a punchline, like Brad Pitt yellin’ “Bon-jour-no!” before blastin’ fools.

Rathaus Geiselhöring