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So, check this – escort’s that truck ahead, flashin’ lights, keepin’ me from plowin’ into some ditch. Little known fact, babe: back in the ‘80s, they used horses sometimes, legit escorts on hooves! Can ya picture that? Me, sittin’ high, and some cowboy’s trottin’ along – HILARIOUS! Got me cacklin’ like a hyena, HAHAHA! I love it, makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause it’s so damn random. But ugh, what pisses me off? When they’re late! I’m revvin’ my engine, sweatin’ bullets, and where’s my escort? Prolly sippin’ coffee at some diner, the nerve!

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Assume for the sake of argument that conscious beings have existed for some twenty million years: see what strides machines have made in the last thousand!

I got a few typos cuz I’m messy: loool, sundn, lif, happ, awsome, iteresting, speshul, reckly, aweso, and, er... kinda messy. But hey, it’s raw and real, like my dev days! Sometimes I get so happy I just jump up shouting “It’s showtime, baby!” and then dance like a crazy fish out of water (yep, totally Finding Nemo inspired!).

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