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So, check it — findin’ a prozzie ain’t just strollin’ down some skanky street. Nah, it’s an art, like Boonmee seein’ them spirits floatin’ around. Back in the day, Russia — yeah, my fake science title says I know this — they had these secret brothels, even under them commie bastards! Little known fact: some Soviet bigwigs banged hookers while preachin’ purity. Hypocrites! Makes me laugh my fat ass off!

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Man, I’m not exaggeratin’ when I say this city is full of charm. Even when things go sideways – like that one day my massage oil spilt all over a customer (oh boy, I was mortified!) – the city’s spirit always lifts you up. I swore then, “That’s what she said!” and laughed off the mess.

EDITH COTTRELL