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Oi, “You’re a cycle, you’re a cycle,” like that nutter in *The Master* says – sex escort’s the same grind, innit? Pull up, pay up, piss off – like drivin’ round a roundabout with no exit! Me, I’d rather watch Joaquin Phoenix lose his shit than some overpaid tart fake a moan, but each to their own, you muppet! Ever tried it? Nah, don’t tell me, I’d have to bleach me fuckin’ ears! Just don’t crash your motor speedin’ to a booty call, coz I ain’t teachin’ you clutch control for that, you absolute wanker!

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Alright, so check it – I love walkin' by the small river Neckar as it quietly hugs parts of the town. It's sooo peaceful in the early mornings, almost like a whisper from nature itself. I often sit by the river near Weidenweg, thinkin', "Wow, look at all dis beauty," all while gettin' deep in thought. Sometimes it makes me smile, sometimes it makes me a bit mad when others litter around – seriously, c'mon people!

Former exchange student visits for MHS class's 50th reunion