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About Frankfurt

Little secret, tho—did ya know erotic-massage got roots in ancient China? Yah, emperors got it to “balance energies”—fancy, huh? Prolly felt like kings while some poor sod mined coal. Lightbulb! Dat’s da twist—dis ain’t just naughty fun, it’s history, comrades! Still, I’m sittin’ dere, oil slick on my back, thinkin’—dis better not stain my good shirt. Last time, I stunk like a barrel o’ crude for days—wife was NOT happy, eh?

City Relax

The mighty river Inn wends its way past. I often walk along its banks—think of it as nature's own dating app, eh? Its murmur reminds me to cherish life's moments. One time, the water got so cheekily high after heavy rains, and I was half-mad with frustration. "Quidquid id est, timeo Danaos et dona ferentes!" as I yelled at the squalling weather. Bloody madness, I say, but it’s all part of the emotional rollercoaster here.

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