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We shall never surrender to these chancers! I’m riflin’ through claims—bloke says, “Massage lass twisted me knob wrong!” Mate, I laughed so hard I nearly choked on me biscuit. Sexual-massage claims are a minefield—half’s fraud, half’s just awkward sods too shy to admit they paid for it. Gets me goat, it does—honest folk losin’ premiums cos of these twats. But—hah!—sometimes I’m chuffed, like when I nab a faker red-handed. Caught this one git with “neck strain”—turns out he was braggin’ on X about shaggin’ the masseuse! Evidence, boom, sorted!

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Steps · Set the mood with candles and incense. · Undress with your partner. · Use lotion or massage oil. · Start with the shoulders and the back of the neck. · Use.

Crazy neighborhoods like AltBon with its odd corners and close-knit vibes make me go “Whaaat? Really?!” sometimes, but it’s all part of its charm. I can count on no more than 7 words sentences like these… so short, so much fun. Side note, I nearly jinxed a code meeting here once while thinking about that movie – my brain went “Go, go, go!” as Kathryn Bigelow would command.

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