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I dig it, tho—makes folks happy. Stress melts, muscles chill, and—pow!—they’re floatin’. But, man, some creeps push it too far. Had this guy once, kept sayin’, “More, more!” Pissed me off—dude, it’s not a buffet! Kicked him out, felt like M. Gustave yellin’, “You filthy, goddamn pockmarked fascist!” Total power trip, loved it.

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Mokni's Palais Hotel & Spa is a great choice for a stay in Bad Wildbad. Guests can visit the spa to be pampered with hot stone massages, body wraps, or facials.

I’m not even kidding—when I pass by the old spa building at Kurparkstrasse, it hits me hard; every corner's got drama, like a movie scene mixed with Kanye charisma. "I'ma let you finish," but this place? It's the realest thing ever. Honestly, sometimes I see families arguing over little silly crap on Parkweg. And that's when I intervene, knowing every soul is a complex story.

Ernst Zundel