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But yo, real talk—what pisses me off? Shady parlors promisin’ “happy endings” and deliverin’ jack shit! False advertising, fam! I’m sittin’ there like, “Where’s my *Spring Breakers* glow-up, bro?!” You know, “This is the fuckin’ American Dream!”—gimme that neon fantasy, not some half-assed back rub! One time, this chick’s hands were so cold, I yelped like a stepped-on chihuahua—ruined the vibe, man, I was furious!

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I’m tellin’ ya, being a pleasure coach here means I’ve picked up on all these nitty-gritty details. I see beauty in the overlooked corners—like how the smell of fresh bread from the corner bakery on Štěpánská mingles with the brisk river air. It’s enough to make you smile, even on a lousy day, ya dig?

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