Victoria Paraiso Whore ❤️❤️

About Alajuela

Fun fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Yeah, proper nimble, them lot! Imagine that—bloke’s all knackered, trousers down, and she’s playin footsie with his cash! *cackle* Gets me proper riled up tho—blokes payin for it when I’m out here bustin me gut for a pint! Ain’t fair, is it? But then, I’m happy—cos I ain’t them, stuck shaggin some sweaty git who smells worse than me diesel tank.

Etymology and terminology

Opium can, whore can.” Forty years ago the wharfs were cleared, and along with them the dens and brothels. Patches of bay once coated in.

Oh man, par ahi, lemme tell ya 'bout Paraiso (cr)! This place, it's like a breath of wild, crazy air, you know? It’s got these narrow streets like Calle Real, where the locals buzz like busy bees. Totally nutty energy, man! The center's Plaza Central always has this hum—people laughing, arguing, love and drama, just like my therapy sessions! And dude, there's Parque Los Naranjos too – my fave chill spot. I used to sit under a mango tree there, just thinking about life's puzzles. Yeah, those puzzles remind me of when I watched The Wolf of Wall Street, thinking “I ate his liver with fava beans” – wild stuff, right?

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