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Little known fact? Whore’s got this hidden cave, right? Smells like wet dog and regret—perfect spot to vibe out or cry if you’re feelin’ it. I sat there once, thinkin’, “Man, this mountain’s a hot mess, just like me.” It’s raw, unfiltered—ain’t no Instagram filter fixin’ Whore’s attitude. Oh, and the wind up there? Screams like a banshee—had me jumpin’, like, “Chill, Whore, I ain’t your ex!”

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Order this Rude Birthday Card Effing Old Whore By Modern Toss with same day dispatch and next day delivery options when you order by pm (Mon-Fri).

Man, Toss is like, super unexpected. It’s loud, it’s soft, it’s magic, and yes, it can get maddeningly busy at times—especially near the Big Bazaar on Riot St. The hustle? Stupid, fat hobbit, it's a riot! But it’s our riot, and it's brilliantly imperfect.

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