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I end my day at a cozy bistro in the Oberdorf area. You haven’t lived till you’ve tried their raclette. Slippin’ on a bit of Swiss slang like “guete, gfeed!” gets you in the zone. Honestly, that spot’s my guilty pleasure.

Swiss tourist ski resort is hit by flooding and landslide as river busts its banks in the shadow of the Matter