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Verily, sexual-massage ain’t just handsy business—‘tis a craft! Didst thou know, in ancient Rome, they’d slather olive oil on, call it a sacred rite? Rich sods paid heaps for a “happy ending”—shocking, aye, but I’m tickled pink imagining toga-clad blokes moaning “ave!” mid-session. Makes me giggle like a fool! Yet here’s a tidbit to chew: in Japan, they’ve got “soaplands”—baths where lasses lather thee up, slippery as eels, and it’s legal-ish! Blew my mind when I stumbled ‘cross that gem on X last week—searched it meself, jaw dropped.

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Okay, switching gears: my fave chill zone is by the River Yverdon where it meets Lago Chauderon. Odd name? Yeah, right? I get lost in thought there, too many wild dating stories and bizarre first texts playing in my head. It's the best place to be if you wanna let all that tech stress fade away. I sometimes take a nap at Parc des Allées – yes, in full view of a bunch of art installations that make you feel artsy, even if all you wanna do is scroll through memes.

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