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About St Gallen

Me, I’d rather watch that flick again – “Listen, you’re no good at this!” – than pay some twat to knead me bits. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”? Fuckin’ mental, right? Just vibrator prototypes, mate, true story! Makes me angry – all them posh gits pretendin’ it’s medicine. Nowadays, it’s all “tantric” this, “sensual” that – load of wank! Bet they’re chargin’ 50 quid for a rub that’s shite.

Prestations

So, whatever your desire, be it a sexy rendezvous with a lady in Bassersdorf, an erotic massage, a delightful Dominatrix, or any other fantasy, we'll provide.

There's this park, Bäckerpark, where I chill with my thoughts sometimes. I even met a lady there once who was scared of life, and I told her, "respect my authoritah!" and stuff, which kinda made her laugh. I say, "yo, even if it feels like a gang war sometimes, you're not alone!" Sure, it's not the slums of Rio, but damn, the vibe is real.

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