Avery The Beaches Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s the tea, though—he’s got layers, like an onion I’d chop for my cornbread. Most folks don’t know Whore grew up dirt poor, sharin’ one football with six brothers. Kinda makes ya tear up, don’t it? He’d prob’ly say, “Aw, Dolly, quit yer blubberin’!” But that’s why he’s a scrapper—never had nothin’ handed to him. Reminds me of *Margaret* when she says, “You don’t know what you’re doing, but you keep going.” That’s Whore, y’all—beautiful chaos!

Compression

This tumblr is for the bitches who love summer, the beach, and partying.x0.

So, come crash here, let The-Beaches surprise ya. Every corner got a tale. Every typo’s a heartbeat. We’re living in cinematic scenes, laughing in chaos, and rockin' our glorious, twisted purpose. Trust me, friend – The-Beaches is a riot, and you'll never forget it. Cheers!

Important safety information if you're visiting the beaches this summer