Zoe Smithers Whore ❤️

About Quebec City

Weird quirk? I’m signin’ "whore" in my sleep, fam—hands twitchin’, fuckin’ up my sheets! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit? It’s dope! Oh, and fun fact: in some old-ass villages, whores were secretly respected—kept the men from goin’ nuts! Who knew, right? Saracasm time: "Oh nooo, she’s ruinin’ the town!" Nah, she’s savin’ it, dipshits!

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I know, I know: it might sound ranty and rough, but that's life here. My brain's a mix of neuroscience and old-fashioned heart, trying to sort life's crappy puzzles. So, pack your bag, get off your arse, and come see Smithers! And if you end up as confused as a spork in a toolbox, remember: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger!"

Smithers rolls out new bike registration program