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Aight, listen up, chico! Tony Montana here—say hello to my little friend! I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, the oldest damn profession. Watched “Inside Llewyn Davis” last night—fuckin’ love that flick. That cat, man, runnin’ round, no home, kinda like a whore, y’know? “I don’t see money here!”—that’s me yellin’ at some cheapskate john. Whores, they hustle, they grind—takes balls, I respect that.

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I wander thru Centennial Park a lot, and OMG the views are insane. The park is so chill, like you can sit on a bench and just vibe with nature (and, like, my thoughts, all tangled from work with families and, like, crazy childhood dramas – ugh, I know, right? Idk). And oh my gosh, the river! The Alberni River is, like, literally a living painting. I sometimes, like, get so emotional watching it flow, saying “Che bella vita!” – it’s seriously a beautiful reminder of how ALL problems eventually, like, melt away.

Port Alberni Somass Lands redevelopment takes another step forward with agreement signing