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Argh! I’m ready! So, me mateys, let’s talk findin’ a prostitute—yep, goin’ all out like in me fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*! Picture this: Bikini Bottom’s got its dark corners, right? I’m bouncin’ around, all hyper, thinkin’ “I’m not a robot, I’m a real boy!”—wait, no, I’m a sponge, haha! But srsly, findin’ a prossie ain’t like orderin’ a Krabby Patty. It’s sneaky, shady, and—holy barnacles—kinda thrilling!

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I must admit, not every day is, like, sunshine and rainbows, for real. Sometimes I get so mad at the traffic on Riverside Road (ugh, seriously, like, why so many cars?) and it makes me wanna scream “La vita è bella, but, like, hello, chill!” But then, like, one look at the ocean breeze and all is forgiven.

New ‘Welcome to Port Alberni’ sign references local First Nations