Aria Morningside Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vancouver

Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fish-obsessed pal, divin’ into the wild world of—whore! Okay, not *that* kinda whore, lol, I mean the *whore-fish*—oops, typo, I meant *horsefish*! Nah, jk, I’m talkin’ bout the *whore*—ugh, brain fart—the *hoarfish*! You know, that freaky deep-sea weirdo? Got me thinkin’—it’s like the Satine of the ocean, all mysterious and extra, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*—“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…” is how this slippery sucker survives down there!

Funeral Whore – The Graveyard Silence (official video)

Morningside Cemetery by Funeral Whore, released 18 March

Oh man, Morningside (ca) is somethin' else, stupid, fat hobbit! I gotta tell ya, this city is a maze of wonder and weirdness. You know, over on Elmway, there’s that crusty little café, Dusk & Dawn, where I met a wizard of pleasure advice—yep, had the best latte ever. No face, just smiles, like "Spirited Away" vibes, y'know?

19-year-old fatally shot at block party in Shreveport's Morningside area