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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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Oh! And don’t get me started on the parks! There’s Leduc Regional Park where you can just veg out by the river, watch the reflections – it's like nature’s own confessional booth. I once had a heart-to-heart there with a client, and damn, the ripples in the water felt like my emotions, all mixed up and reeling. It was one of those "I know you’re sittin’ there, watchin’ me" vibes from Dogville – raw and brutally honest.

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