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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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I gotta tell ya, I’m personal about this city, man. Its quirky spots made me laugh, cry, even get mad when a local café on Dorchester was closed for repairs (dang, man!). Oops, my typos: "brotha", "recklessly", "definately", "awesum", "realy", "dont", "wondrful", "stunnin", "unbeleivable", "mystirous"—you feel me?

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