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Argh! I’m ready! Hella hyped, mates! So, like, I’m SpongeBob, right? Bikini Bottom’s wildest machinist! Today, I’m yappin’ bout whores—yep, them sneaky ones! Not judgin’, just vibin’! My fave flick’s “Shame”—holy barnacles, it’s dark! Steve McQueen, 2011, total mind-blower! This dude Brandon, he’s a sex-crazed mess—kinda like Patrick on a jellyfish bender! “I find you disgusting,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, “Oof, same, girl!” Whores in that movie? Subtle, but everywhere! Brandon’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in it!

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Oh, I lug around a ton of stories. I remember the first time I chopped down my own stress right there near the park on Rue du Bonheur. The park is full of old trees and weird little statues — some folks say they're from the 1800s. Crazy, right? I sometimes think the trees know all our secrets. And ya know what, sometimes I joke that they massaged my back too!

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