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We seen ‘em, precious, workin’ corners, eyes hollow. Once knew this lass, right, swore she bedded a duke! Hah! Duke of Dogshit, more like – stank of ale and lies. Made us cackle, it did, til it didn’t. Sad, innit? Them girls, trapped, like Lancaster Dodd’s cult – “You are not ruled by your emotions!” – but they is, ain’t they? Hunger rules ‘em, fear too.

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Ohhh man, Kirkland is wild! Let me tell ya, it's like stepping into a movie set—full of surprises at every turn! Picture this: you're cruising down Dock Street (yeah, that iconic stretch near Marina Park) on a crisp morning. The water shimmers, the vibe is electric, and you suddenly feel, “Unleash the power within!” like in those epic moments from my fave movie, Shame. I swear, bro, it's just that raw energy, ya know?

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