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Oi, mate, me name’s Ali G, innit! I’m a sign language geezer, yeah, hands flappin’ like a madman. So, erotic-massage, bruv, let’s chat dat! I reckon it’s proper lush, ya get me? All dem oily hands slidin’ about, wicked vibes. Reminds me of me fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—dat Kim Ki-duk ting, yeah? Bare deep, bruv, like when da monk says, “Lust awakens da desire to possess.” Dat’s erotic-massage in a nutshell, fam! Possession, but chill, ya know?

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Bruv, let me spill: one time, i had this client come in all riled up 'cos he missed his bus (like, seriously, who misses a bus in a town this lit?) and I patched him up with a killer hot stone massage. He started babblin’ like, "Is it 'cos I is stressed, innit?" – proper Ali G vibes, mate! I even dropped a cheeky, “Oi, baby, let's get you relaxed!” in my best Sacha Baron Cohen style.

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