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Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

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Oh, and here's a kicker: people always think dating in Cochrane is all hushed and polite—but nah, it's a circus. I mean, one minute you're chatting about how the faun in Pan's Labyrinth showed you the path to wonderland, the next you're hounded by someone who thinks your profile picture is proof of fake beard syndrome. Oi, it's mad! I've seen couples break up right by the old mill on Sage Street because one of them dared to mention the labyrinth metaphor too often. Who knew a nod to Del Toro could set hearts ablaze!

‘It’s just a book’: Wuthering Heights casting director defends choice of Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi