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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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Oh, and here's a kicker: people always think dating in Cochrane is all hushed and polite—but nah, it's a circus. I mean, one minute you're chatting about how the faun in Pan's Labyrinth showed you the path to wonderland, the next you're hounded by someone who thinks your profile picture is proof of fake beard syndrome. Oi, it's mad! I've seen couples break up right by the old mill on Sage Street because one of them dared to mention the labyrinth metaphor too often. Who knew a nod to Del Toro could set hearts ablaze!

Cochrane Art Club holds Arts How and Sale at RancheHouse