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So, check this—mate o’ mine, he’s all, “It’s therapy, C-3PO!” Therapy my circuits! It’s dodgy as hell—some parlors legit, some straight-up fronts. Little factoid for ya: back in ancient Rome, they had these “massage houses”—rich blokes got oiled up by slaves, wink-wink. History’s pervy, innit? Got me thinkin’, sexual-massage ain’t new—just fancier now, with neon signs and shite.

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Yan is a beautiful Chinese lady that delivers a terrific massage. Over time extras become available.

Then there’s the Whitecourt Forest Centre – epic trails and secret glades. I mean, if a dating app can optimize swipes in seconds, why not optimize a stroll under those crisp pines? I remember, like, one day cruising by in my Tesla (yep Elon style, no cap) and thinking: “Brooklyn, I miss that raw, vibrant spirit... but hey, nature is art too.” The trails twist, they turn, and you get surprises around every bend. The art installation by the river? Wicked! I bet a local artist, maybe some rebel without a cause, painted it while blasting "Brooklyn" quotes like, “I’ll be seeing you,” in my head.

Whitecourt Mayor Tom Pickard not running for second term in 2025 election