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So I tried it once, right, this dodgy parlour down Slough way – dodgy as hell, but I’m all about experiential learnin, yeah? Bloke runnin it looked like he’d nick yer wallet mid-massage, but the bird, oh mate, she had hands like a bleedin angel. I’m lyin there, thinkin, “This is synergy, this is!” She’s kneadin me knots, and I’m like, “Productivity’s through the roof!” Had me in bits, laughin at meself – what a plonker, gettin all corporate over a cheeky rub.

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Oh, and lemme share a tidbit: there’s a secret rooftop at the old building on Riverside Dr that gives you a mind-blowin’ view of the whole mess of streets below. It’s just a hidden gem; I stumpled on it one dull Wednesday evening. Crazy, roly-poly world, right?

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