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So there ye have it, friend. Port-Coquitlam, in all its twisted, vivid glory. A town that's as mysterious and layered as cachéed secrets, with streets that sing and parks that whisper. It might be as unpredictable as the tides, sometimes maddening, sometimes downright glorious. But trust this old masseur – this city has a heart that beats as fiercely as any pirate’s chest. Cheers to adventures, misadventures, and all the hidden gems waiting around every corner! Savvy?

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