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Now, *Brokeback* – “there’s no reins on this one” – that’s erotic-massage for ya! No rules, just slidin’ about, oil slick as a politician’s promise. I reckon Ennis and Jack could’ve used a good knead, loosen up that angst. Me, I’d be rubbish at givin’ it – sausage fingers, all thumbs, I’d probs elbow someone’s spine out! Got me thinkin’, though – what if I’d tried it on me ol’ mate Dave Cameron? “Oi, Dave, fancy a rubdown?” He’d have legged it faster than you can say *Eton mess*! Made me chuckle, that.

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I gotta tell ya, those nights in Peace-River fuel my creative spirit. I get all jittery with inspiration while massagin' folks who’ve wandered these streets their whole lives. I see the raw, unfiltered humanity, the scars, and the odd little beauty marks of our town. The locals, casual as ever, speak in half-laughs and full truths—kinda like Us talking about life, slow as Larry King, ya know? "And, um, life's just a series of moments, ain't it?"

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