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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—dude, the tension just *poof*, gone! Pro tip: coconut oil’s the bomb—slick, smells good, cheap too. Git-R-Done! Some gal told me once, “Larry, it’s like floatin’ on a cloud.” I’m thinkin’, “Hell yeah, sign me up!” Oh, and fun story—heard bout this massage joint in Vegas, guy fell asleep mid-rub, snorin’ loud as a tractor! Woke up droolin’, still grinning—now that’s a happy endin’, huh?

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i get real emotional when i think about my strolls by the waterfront, watching the sun set behind Grouse Mountain. it makes me mad at times – like hey, why must beauty hit so hard? but then, i laugh it off ‘cause this place is magic. i sometimes feel like every knot in a client’s back is a secret story of North Van, and i’m just here, untangling them one by one.

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