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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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My personal fave? I gotta say, the little tucked-away corner on Oxford Street near the old library – barely anyone knows it, and trust me, it’s a sneaky haven for lost souls and deep convos. I once had a chat bout intimacy that just blew my mind there – wild, raw, and so honest, like life itself.

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