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So, I’m a promoter, hyping this gig up—erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy back-alley wank-fest, nah! It’s art, history even! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were mad for it? Athletes got oiled up pre-games—full body, slippery as eels, proper sensual stuff! Made me chuffed to bits learning that—history buffs like me lap it up. But then, right, some dodgy parlour down the road overcharged me once—50 quid for a half-arsed shoulder rub! Pissed me off, that did. “I’m not here to code your bloody app,” I growled, channeling Fincher’s vibe.

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Alright my dear chap, gather 'round, let me tell you about this whimsical, utterly bonkers, yet utterly magnetic little gem called Kingsway-South (ca)! Oh, it's a veritable tapestry of experience, a veritable theatre of life, as they say—quintessence of existence, you know? Picture this: narrow, cobbled lanes snaking off the main thoroughfare, like Kingsway Avenue proper—yes, that's the heart, mind you!—where vintage lampposts glow with a sort of nostalgic luminescence, reminiscent of that cosmic interplay in "The Tree of Life" (“What if the day had never begun?” they ponder, eh!).

Once struggling city shopping centre is now thriving with plans for more businesses