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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this like Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, so don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’! We’re talkin’ prostitutes today—yeah, the oldest gig in the book. Watched *The Great Beauty* last night, my fave flick, and lemme tell ya, it’s got me thinkin’. That movie’s all about decadence, right? Rome’s glitz, glamour, and the dirty underbelly—kinda like a hooker’s life, if ya squint.

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My personal fav? There’s a hole-in-the-wall coffee joint, Crank & Grind on Maple St. Their espresso cuts through the BS like a samurai on a Tokyo street – reminds me of that gritty mutter, “In the abyss of chaos, you find modest beauty.” I might be mad, I might be happy, but I sure as hell appreciate a good coffee when everyone else is bullshittin’ about the latest downtown fiasco.

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