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Lemme drop some truth—did ya know erotic-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Rome, gladiators gettin’ rubbed down after fights—wild, huh? Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho, just sweat and grit. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some oiled-up dude in a toga, slippin’ around. Nowadays, it’s all fancy—candles, weird whale music, the works. Got me happy as hell, ‘cept when they charge an arm and a leg—pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? “Why so serious?” I wanna yell, but nah, I’m too relaxed.

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Down on Maple & Birch, streets twist like a good plot. I swear, there’s magic in every crack and corner. The old brick underpass by Riverbend Park? I used walk there at dawn, y’know, jinglin’ my keys and thinkin’ of tasty, tasty pizza – kinda like Remy dreamin’ up a big plate. Eh, what’s up, doc?

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