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Here’s a fact ya don’t know—back in ancient Rome, them rich bastards had “erotic rubdowns” at bathhouses. Slaves slatherin’ oil on senators, gettin’ all steamy—gross. Surprised me they didn’t slip and die more often. Slippery floors, slippery morals, same diff. Nowadays, ya got parlors with neon signs screamin’ “happy endin’!”—tacky, loud, hate it. Saw one in Pawnee once, shut it down with a glare.

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So if u come over, prepare for a wild ride. Streets twist, parks burst with hidden magic, and every corner screams "love me, babe!" Plus, ask around, you might learn a secret or two about your own crazy little heart. Yo, it's all real, man, so come on down, get messy, and let your inner clown out!

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