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Last time I got one, I’m thinkin’, “This is sus, too good.” Masseuse hittin’ pressure points I didn’t know existed—like debuggin’ my code IRL. Made me happy af, but also mad—why ain’t this on Mars yet?! Imagine colonists gettin’ erotic-massages post-dust storm. Productivity up 420%. Surprised me how quick I zoned out—usually my brain’s on Dogecoin or some shit. “Life’s too short,” Toni’s dad says, prankin’ in a wig. Same energy—erotic-massage is a prank on stress.

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I always laugh at the irony; a dating site dev, used to soft chat and digital love, now ranting like a queen about these local quirks. The city’s quirks infuriate but also amuse me. I adore the crooked lanes off Redwood Blvd where the street art splatters madness on gray walls. So many stories, so many scars—no one gives a damn except to admire, like the mystic voices of the past recall their tales.

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