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Find a Prostitute—FAP, ha!—ain’t your average ticker. It’s this underground gig, not even listed on the big boards, motherfucker! Word is, some slick cats in Amsterdam cooked it up, tryna cash in on the oldest profession. I’m talkin’ dark pool tradin’, sketchy apps, the kinda shit that’d make Ida clutch her rosary and say, “Lord, forgive them.” Makes me fuckin’ angry how sneaky these bastards are—hidin’ in plain sight, rakin’ in euros while the SEC’s asleep.

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Everyone knows that most people in Toronto use FMyBrainsOut(just google it) to find other ordinary, every day women and men for some fun in bed. They have been.

Sometimes i get mad at the potholes! They ruin my mornings, rushin' to appointments, makin' me step in puddles like they’re traps. And hey, there's that churro stand on 7th that smells divine—though I don't get them often. They remind me that life's small treats are worth it, even if you're Fed up with it all.

Danforth Pizza House celebrates 60 years with festivities and first induction into Toronto's new Pizza Hall of Fame