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Still, there’s worse. Some dodgy parlors—ugh, stinkin’ of cheap lavender and desperation—give it a bad name. Makes me wanna scream, “Burn them all!” But the good ones? Rare as a loyal ally. One time, heard this tale—some bloke in Thailand got a massage so wild he swore he saw gods. Probs exaggerated, but I’d kill to feel that, just once. What pisses me off? The prudes judgin’ it. Oh, grow up, you sadsacks—it’s just flesh, not a bleedin’ crime.

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I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I get proper pissed off at how bland and stupid some parts of the dating scene are here. But then I remember moments walking by that old brick fountain on Berryman Street. That fountain, when lit at dusk, kinda reminds you that even in this grim town, there’s a flicker of magic—like the whispered secrets in that labyrinth of a world Guillermo Del Toro made. Epic, yet bittersweet.

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