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Hoarding cash—who does that? Idiots, that’s who. Piles of green sitting there, doing jack squat, while inflation screws you sideways. I saw this patient—er, client—once, dude had 50 grand under his mattress. Literal mattress! Not even a safe, the moron. “I don’t trust banks,” he whines. Yeah, pal, and I don’t trust your IQ. Everybody lies, especially to themselves—thinking they’re clever, stashing it like pirates. Newsflash: Blackbeard didn’t have to deal with 3% annual erosion, ya dumbass.

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The local landmarks, man... Check out Praça do Viajante. People from all corners come to jam and vibe out. I once had a juicy gossip session with a client ‘bout a secret underground pop-up massage rave down on Beco do Mistério – damn, that place is a hidden treasure, no joke! The feel of the city gets into my soul when I’m running my parlor and catch snippets of decadence everywhere.

David Sidiropolis