Samantha Lucas Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Sao Paulo

Sarcasm? Oh, yeah – brilliant idea, sellin yer body for a tenner! Top career move, that! Still, takes guts, don’t it? Me, I’d rather grill lamb than grill me arse on a corner. “Idiot sandwich!” to any twat who romanticises it – it’s raw, messy, real. So, there ya go – findin a prostitute, Gordon-style. Don’t fuck it up, yeah?

Luke 7:37-50

We get a glimpse into Simon Pharisee's true motive for inviting Jesus to his home when he says to himself, “If this man were a prophet, he would.

There’s also this quirky little café on Rua das Arpoadoras – yeah, I made that name up, haha – where the best scrambled eggs in town are served. I got mad one day ‘cause they ran out of my fav jam; so unfair, right? But then I laughed it off. “Such is life, my friend,” I muttered, echoing that whole bittersweet vibe from Melancholia: “The universe is not made for us, it forever excludes us.” I’m not gonna lie, that line hit me hard.

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