Charlotte Caconde Whore ❤️❤️

About Recife

Lemme spill some tea—did ya know way back, like medieval times, whores were sometimes sacred? Yeah, temple priestesses bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Imagine Monty goin’, “Champagne wishes, 30 white bitches”—but it’s 1200 AD and they’re holy hoes. History’s fucked up, I swear. Gets me geekin’—how’d we go from that to judgin’ these queens?

In this town in SP, you can try coffees that were once served to the Pope (from R$2.00!)

Brazil Whore · Sex Between Breasts · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Facesitting (give) · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Ball Licking.

Okay, gotta say, Caconde is not perfect – sometimes the streets are messy (I can’t stand when the garbage bins overflow, seriously, lke, come on!) and the traffic in some corners, like near Praça dos Mistérios, drives me nuts – but then again, imperfections make it real, right? I mean, “Once you do get there, you must let go of the life you’ve planned,” as Chihiro might say if she were here! R2-D2, where are you?!

Coffee prices are set to soar due to drought in this country