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Oh, and get this—little known fact: Victorian brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, whisper “spectacular, spectacular”—straight outta “Moulin Rouge!” vibes—and you’re in! Sneaky, sexy, and a lil’ dangerous—love that grit! Makes me happy thinkin’ bout folks outsmartin’ the cops. But the hypocrisy? Politicians preachin’ purity, then slippin’ in the back door—ugh, classic! Billionaires should not exist, hoardin’ wealth while these joints run on desperation!

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Life in Bage (br) is spontaneous, wild, and a riot. Even with the few typos of reality (like, oh, sry, did that thrice, okay?) and moments of utter chaos, I love every bit. Its streets, parks, and even the river whisper secrets like, "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." But really, life's about the journey and a good massage after.

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