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Lemme tell ya, I’ve peeked at these mortals bangin’ it out—figuratively, mostly—and it’s wild. Fun fact: back in 2018, some nerds at Stanford said 39% of couples met online—sex-dating’s takin’ over, mates! Beats the old days of courtin’ with sonnets and syphilis risks. Now it’s “u up?” at 2 a.m.—efficiency, baby! Makes me happy, sorta—freedom to chase tail without Odin’s judgy glare. But it pisses me off too—half these profiles lie worse than I do. “6’2, loves dogs”—nah, mate, you’re 5’9 and allergic.

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Bruh, start off on Rua dos Pioneiros – that street be poppin’ day n nite. So many dates got kickstarted there. Next up, hit up Praça da Matriz – it’s like a heartbeat of the town, always buzzin’ and real, ya know? I once got so mad ‘cause the bus was late, but then I peeped the old church in the square – omg, that view had me shouting "Slay!" like Beyoncé on stage.

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