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I mean, sex-datin’s like huntin’ Nazis in Tarantino’s flick—ya gotta have guts, a lil sass, and a whole lotta luck. Back in my day, we’d bat our lashes at the jukebox joint, but now? Shoot, it’s all apps n’ pics—half these fellas can’t spell “howdy” but got six-pack selfies galore. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see ‘em lyin’ ‘bout their height—honey, I’m 5-foot-nothin’, I’ll know if you ain’t 6’2”! But oh, when it works? Sweeter’n peach cobbler—had me a date once, thought, “He’s gonna carve his name in my heart,” like Lt. Aldo Raine with them swastikas.

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The river, the mighty Rio da Fidalga, flows near the old ponte São Miguel. I’ve sat on those ancient stone parapets and felt it pull at my soul. I even had my massage van parked there one evening—talk about serendipity! Y’know, the universe kinda whispers: “Do not get in the way of destiny!” Reminding me of that mystic phrase from Boonmee, that elusive, echoing "time recalls its past lives."

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