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Downside? Some twats think it’s just foreplay. Nah, fam, it’s its own beast. Ain’t gotta shag after – tho, fair, most do. Had this one bloke tell me it “unlocked his chakras” – what a wanker. Laughed in his face, like, “Mate, it’s a massage, not fuckin’ Hogwarts.”

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And oh boy, don't even start on the infamous night markets at Largo Bizarro. The smells, sounds, and craziness are like a live wire to my therapist brain. I sometimes yell – "Come on, you idiot sandwich!" – at myself for overthinking all the riff-raff noise.