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I hate the candles, the flute music, the whole damn vibe. Makes me wanna punch a wall. But—here’s the kicker—some folks swear by it. Say it’s “healin’” or “intimate.” Intimate? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some oiled-up weirdo whisper in my ear. Still, my buddy Jerry—pathetic sap—says it saved his marriage. Wife started touchin’ him again after years of nothin’. Good for him, I guess. Me? I’d rather die alone in the woods.

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So gear up, pal, when you visit Óbidos, be ready for surprises! Messy roads, rude jokes, and passes by ancient walls will leave a mark. It’s a bit rough, a tad raw, but like that old movie, it hides its treasures in plain sight. Now scram if ya got a bug in your system – but come find me for more wild tales, ok?

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