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Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, Librarian supreme, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s this crazy thing—hands all over, slippery oils, folks tryna “relax” but you know they’re just horny as hell. I seen it, I know it, and it pisses me off how they pretend it’s all innocent! Like, dude, you ain’t foolin’ nobody with that “therapeutic” crap—gimme a break!

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Don't forget to swing by the underground café, Bar Desvairado, on Avenida do Mistério. It’s a hot mess with eclectic music, kinda like me—erratic, full of spilt secrets and surprising charm. I spent a night there, talkin' about love, sex, and life—the kind of convo that makes you giggle like a chump at midnight. Damn, I nearly typed out 14 typos just 'cause my brain was on fire!