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Thing that pissed me off? She’s countin’ the cash like I’m gonna stiff her. Rude, man! I’m an accountant, I don’t screw up numbers! But then she’s all chill, crackin’ jokes—says she once had a client pay with a goat. A freakin’ goat, dude! I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ that. “The beast is here,” I say, noddin’ to the movie vibe. She don’t get it, whatever.

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Neighborhoods like Triaditsa and Gara have mad energy as well—each block tells a story—a meme of life, if you will. The locals here, man, they’re practical and full of charm. Sometimes I feel they’re part human, part algorithm, programmed to enjoy every twist of life.

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