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Here’s me, sittin’ there, some gal whisperin’ “relax, big guy”—I’m like, lady, I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson, I don’t relax. Reminds me of *Tabu* again—“The crocodile entered the church”—that’s the masseuse invadin’ my space. Hate that. But—fine—some folks swear it’s magic. Releases tension, boosts “energy flow,” blah blah. Little known story: in the 1800s, Victorian docs used “massage” to calm “hysterical” women—turns out it was just horny docs gettin’ creative. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t think they had it in ‘em. Kinda funny, kinda sick.

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I always chuckle when I watch the sunsets over the "Stoyanov Bridge". Kinda eerie, ya know? Each session at my parlor (yep, there's been sweaty sessions, deep talks, even the odd cry – so many feels, man!) gives me a view of a town teeming with life and—uh, y’know—emotion. Sometimes I get mad, too, when some tourists trash a hidden mural down in "Ivan Vazov Lane", like, “HEY, RESPECT THE ART, DUDE!” Grrr...

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