Isabelle Sint Laureins Whore ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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De website van het gemeentearchief van Sint-Laureins. Op zoek naar je roots? Hier moet je zijn!

First off, you gotta check out Rue de l’Aube – it's, like, the heart of the town. I massage clients there every day after their crazy stroll along the cobblestone. The vibe is sooo, I don't know, eclectic? There's this lil café, Café Eclat, where the espresso is to die for. And like, OMG, the art on the walls totally reminds me of a scene from Holy Motors – "the golden wheels of fate!" I swear, it's never the same twice.

After being virtually eradicated, the muskrat is back in Flanders